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Source: spooky jess/Twittermy dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX
— jess🌱 (@jess_huntx) July 26, 2016
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Source: Jake Lambert/TwitterDad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!”
— Jake Lambert (@jakelambertcom) November 27, 2013
Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!”
Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
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Source: Anthony Carpico/TwitterDad: *makes chemistry pun*
— Anthony (@anth1222) October 14, 2016
Me: Wow you're alkynes of funny
*we crack up laughing at our chemistry puns*
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Source: jomny sun but scarey/TwitterA-B-C-D-E-F-G
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 25, 2015
H-I-J-K-phosphorous
Q-R-S-T-U-V
W-X-Y-and-Z
"um why did u say phosphorous"
becuase its the… EL-EM-ENT-AL P
*classroom explo
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Source: Scriblit/TwitterWhy did they make Courteney Cox?
— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) July 31, 2013
Because Lisa Kudrow.
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Source: Marty Lawrence/TwitterME: I'll see you in a month
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) July 26, 2016
WIFE: Don't forget to write
ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon
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Source: GoaT FacE/TwitterVet: your horse is lame.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 20, 2015
Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine?
Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.
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Source: Kalvin MacGhoul/TwitterWelcome to Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) July 13, 2015
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